am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
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