Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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