he shaved USA in his pubs
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
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