it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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