You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
Part of me was thinking I should go old school and get a chasity belt before the semester starts. Really lock that shit down. But then I thought, fuck that. I'm going to hit that campus like an f5 whorenado
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
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