I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
Dude. I'm no longer allowed to use my sword when drinking. I just spent 20 min cleaning up popcorn. I stabbed Moe in the leg and chopped his door knob off
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
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