bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
All I want is dick and wine.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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