Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
1) Woke up alone with my bathing suit on inside out spooning an empty bottle of Jack, 2) get the fuck on to my level 3) please pick me up and bring a stuffed pony, some Oreo's and my pride...
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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