just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
He dared you to draw a map of the USA on your wall in mustard. You drew something that vaguely resembled a velociraptor eating Oklahoma, got embarrassed because you forgot how to spell America, then hid out in the coat closet until everybody left.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
Randomize
