gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
But he was wearing a glow-in-the-dark condom. It was like a glowing rod of kryptonite. I can't resist that, kryptonite is my weakness.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
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