I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
Ok. In one sink is a hairdrier. Still plugged in. The other is filled with broken glass. What do I do?!
Nvm. Bloody hand trumps dead. Also, where is gauze.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
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