we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
Do you remember whose house we're in?
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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