Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
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