The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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