big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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