she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
We need to get me chipped asap
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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