trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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