That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
This can only be settled by a dance off.
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
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