i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
My mom just walked in and she was like "Who ate all of the cheese?" and all I could think of was you trying to become a human taco
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
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