I think my vagina is haunted
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
he told me I talked like a deaf person
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
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