I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
Sometimes I forget to take my socks off when I masturbate. This always makes me feel like I'm accidentally in a porn.
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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