North Korea, Best Korea!
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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