The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
i spelled "betch" that way on purpose, don't question my abilities as a drunk texter
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
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