I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
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