YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
Randomize
