we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
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