Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
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