i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
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