There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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