: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
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