I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
You're a disaster
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