Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
i think i have herpe
just one?
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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