My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
Randomize
