Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
Randomize
