He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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