so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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