is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
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