So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
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