We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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