Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
I want to let you in on my two latest life goals. Have a photograph of me squirting whipped cream into a midget's mouth, and have sex on a roof.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
His phone started ringing when we were pulled over and he said 'hold on, this is most likely more important than you', proceeded to answer it and agree to work sunday, then hung up, looked at the cop and told him to continue.
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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