For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
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