Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
I'd rather drink alone in my closet than hang out with that girl
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
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