yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
wow bdsm is so cute
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Randomize
