would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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