she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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