I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
Randomize
