ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
Randomize
