Women are like Alzheimers patiens. You can compliment them a million times in a day, but the next day is always a wash, you have to start all over.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
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