Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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