dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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