Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
dude, i think i am in a porno. I was working out at the hotel gym and some chick was doing yoga and a guy comes up and says "good, now i know your flexible" then they started making out. WTF?
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
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